An in-depth, spoiler-filled review of the storyline for Roland Emmerich’s $200 million 2012 project has been posted on Latino Review, the site that magically gets access to scripts of major upcoming films. The review reveals that the disaster movie will focus on severe storms on the surface of the Sun that has a grave effect on Earth, causing earthquakes, tsunamis, dust clouds and whatnot.

The reviewer is not kind, however, as he notes that the film is full of clichés, one-dimensional characters and “heavy handed attempts at emotion and morals” that it “borders on self-parody”. I don’t know if it’s too late for a rewrite, but the film certainly needs one it seems.