Some people shouldn’t be allowed to make videos on Newgrounds. Seriously, they just shouldn’t.  It’s not right.  They end up making the most pointless garbage ever, and one excellent example of pointless garbage is The Legend of Flounderman.

There really isn’t a plot to this–the title character, who seems to have a clock face for a head and resembles a flounder about as much as I resemble Miley Cyrus, decides to go to YouTube for entertainment, like so many of us have.  While there, he encounters an annoying little video about an endlessly guffawing shark, which he then decides to emulate.

Someone needs to tell these putzes that when the video you’re emulating is annoying, the resulting product won’t be funny.  And it looks like I’m nominated.  Yes, The Legend of Flounderman is a pointless, godawful little epic, and it will waste the full minute you might spend watching it.  Hopefully you won’t have to waste that minute like I did.