Having run out of classic stories to butcher, Hollywood is now turning to nursery rhymes to destroy our childhoods. Their first target is Humpty Dumpty, which is being helmed by David R. Ellis (Snakes on a Plane) to be a 3D sci-fi hororr film.

It will follow a half-human, half-alien creature who embarks on a murderous rampage after his alien mother is abused by two rednecks.

The script was penned by Billy Majestic; filming starts this September.