Someone needs to tell Vin Diesel to stick to World of Warcraft, because his movies are just getting less and less pleasant with each passing iteration.

You read the headline exactly right, folks–we’re talking Triple X 3, also known as XXX: The Return of Xander Cage. Needless to say I’m downright horrified; it’s been almost eight years since our first go-round with Xander, and another five years since the second.  You’d think Hollywood might have learned its lesson and said, hey, surely there’s better movies to make than to dredge the harbor and pull some corpse out of the water.

But sure enough, they went a-dredgin’ and the next thing you know, we got Vin Diesel coming back to gravelly-voice his way through yet another installment of Stuff Go Boom.  Raaaaaaay.

Of course, there’s already some problem with this concept as they’re going to have to work around the previous title’s death scenes involving Xander–some are already very vocal in their opposition to even bothering to try.  But one thing’s for sure, chances are this’ll make Hollywood a few bucks, and these days, that’s better than nothing.