Every time…EVERY TIME!…I see something with Rob Zombie’s name on it I’m torn as to whether or not the appropriate response is to break down weeping or fly into a blind rage.

And I had that same horrible conflicted reaction tonight when I got a look at the disaster he’s going to make out of Halloween 2.  Seems there’s a trailer that no one’s really been using yet, and there’s a good reason for it.  It’s going to show, conclusively, the absolute HASH Zombie’s about to make out of one of the three biggest horror icons of the twentieth century.

It’s over here, if you want to take a look at it–keep your eye out for such horrible concepts as “Do As Mother Says, Jaso–uhhh…I mean, MICHAEL” and “Suddenly Doc Loomis Is A Self-Righteous Pedantic Moron Instead of a Self Loathing Hero”.

The worst of it was, as I watched that trailer, I was actually beginning to reconsider.  Maybe, just maybe, the Broken Clock Theory would spring in and save Rob Zombie’s wreck of a career.  And I was almost looking forward to see it when the last thirty seconds kicked in and shot that clear to hell.

All I know is, we’re gonna have a GRAND old time when the movie comes out.