Okay, maybe not.  I don’t know at this point, but what I DO know is that Leo DiCaprio’s Appian Way studio is looking to do a “gothic” adaptation of Little Red Riding Hood.

It’s being described as meant to be an acting vehicle for DiCaprio, who I guess just hasn’t been getting enough screen time lately.  Now, that does sort of beg a few questions, like, what in the world is he actually going to play?  The Big Bad Wolf?  The woodsman?

…Grandma?

None of these sounds exactly likely for DiCaprio, and yet, there it is.  And for those of you who thought that Tim Burton would be directing it, no.  At least, not yet–they don’t even have a director attached to this little wonder.  So you know we’ll be keeping an eye on it out here for you, and as soon as any more news breaks on this sucker we’ll be screaming it from the rooftops.

Mostly because this is all just too funny for WORDS.