After the low-rent cinematic flop that was Bruno, you’d think that Sacha Baron Cohen would go away and lick his wounds for a while, because even he’d have to be thinking there’s just no way to get that whole Borat thing back up and running.  Everyone sees it coming now; how can he pull off a joke without stacking the deck like he did in Bruno?

The current rumor is, however, that he’s already planning another try by bringing us a “Eurovision-style pop star”.  For those of you not currently living in Europe, Eurovision is similar to American Idol, except across more countries where entire countries submit a song which is then voted on by the populace of Europe.  It can, naturally, get bizarre–for instance, Lordi opened the 2007 installment.  Lordi is essentially the live-action equivalent of Dethklok,  except Lordi’s from Finland and came first.

So for Cohen to be portraying one of these acts could, admittedly, get interesting.  And for Cohen to pass himself off as a third-tier D-list pop star from Europe may not be quite as hard as a pathologically homosexual fashionista from Germany.  But will this be just more of the same?  We’ll keep an eye on it and let you know.