A Whole New Generation of Disaffected Kids In Makeup Begins Now
When I was in high school, not long after the movie The Crow came out, the Crow’s outfit and makeup quickly became like a uniform to the disaffected of my high school. There was something about that undead avenger that just got everybody’s hackles up, and for a while, it was all some could think about.
So imagine my shock to find that there was a remake in the works.
Of course, the sequels that followed The Crow were all pretty much garbage, and the television series a sick joke that lasted less than one season. So why not just start all over and hope to recapture that initial burst that made the original a big deal?
They’re no doubt hoping for a Dark Knight style success with this one, but I doubt they’ll get it. Considering that they’re looking to put Stephen Norrington in charge–and the last time he was in charge we got League of Extraordinary Gentlemen–my hopes are few.





Haha, great headline!