If you’ve watched G4 lately, and thank you, because you’re one of a steadily shrinking crowd that helps keep that limping scrod on the air, then you may have seen this.

If not, then you can thank me later because on Attack of the Show, G4′s equivalent of the evening news, you can see Kevin Pereira and Olivia Munn, the show’s dynamic duo of hosts, make a Twilight spoof that actually makes some sense.

It’s true, folks…you don’t date vampires.  You KILL them.  And Bella could not be more annoying if all her lines were prefaced by a chalkboard screech.  This whole series is an insult to horror fans everywhere but will continue unabated as long as the blogs will not SHUT UP ABOUT IT.

So, enjoy the parody, because parodies are awesome.