Taintlight–From The Guys Who Brought You Kill Teen Ape
So now I’m officially bewildered, having see plenty of the Tempe crew’s work before, I know that usually they love loads of fake blood and a whole lot of nonsensical plot elements, but they’ve officially gone round the bend with Taintlight.
Yes, it’s basically exactly what you think it is. It’s all about a girl who falls in love with a vampire with perfectly tousled hair. A werewolf who’s into Michael Jackson songs will also show up to contest for the young lady’s affections, and all the while “real” vampires are roaming Bonejack Heights (the town this all takes place in) and sucking the populace dry, with only the vampire with the lovely hair to stand between them and total sanguinary subjugation.
I’ve seen some really awesome Twilight parodies in my time, but Taintlight has to be the most preposterous one I’ve heard yet. I only wonder if Doctor Bonejack or Teen Ape will show up (those being two of Tempe’s favorite characters). After all, you can’t have a Tempe horror romp without the Destruction Kings, can you?
Or maybe you can….
Soon unaa mieerdaa.. see vee que soon unaa cuerdaa de enviviosos..
NUNCAA… lean Bien.. NUNCAA en la vidaa se van a compraar con Twilight..
CABRONEES, ENVIDIOS@S… :@ :@ :@ :@ :@
que mierda son, son una cuerda de sin oficio e invidiosos.. por dios como van a comparar a esa tal ”Stella” (que por sierto es una mierda de fea y sin aspecto moral) con kristen Stewart ”Bella”, como van a comprar a ese tipo taan HORRIBLEE con Robert Pattinson ”Edward”, y por DIOS, como van a comprar a ese mamarracho ”Jack” con Taylor Lautner ”Jacob”… Haganse un favor y Busquense un Vida, y dejen de.. Bueno.. De HUMILLARSE, por que eso es lo que estan haciendo, humillarse.. NUNCA, NUNCA van a humillar a esa SAGA.. porque eso si algo de CALIDAD y SENTIDO MORAL…
GENTE SIN OFICIO!
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