Look, it’s no secret that I hate Twilight the way Nancy Pelosi hates the free market system, just more often, but even I’m baffled by the emergence of a new teaser poster for the third installment of the Twilight saga, Eclipse.

The teaser comes by way of Bloody Disgusting, and it’s really rather nondescript if suitably ominous.  I’m actually somewhat pleased with this; it shows that even complete wastes of plastic like Twilight can learn.

So what’s got me confused about it?  Well, check the release date on that poster.

Oh, you saw it too?

Yeah…that release date.  JUNE.  Like as in about seven months away June.

What were they doing, filming these two concurrently? I thought the Saw release schedule was an impossible juggernaut in the making but Twilight’s making them look like, well, like the Evil Dead series.  Even I’m impressed, but still, I’m baffled.  What kind of quality can they be putting into this?

And then I slap my forehead and remember, oh yeah…it’s TWILIGHT.