Oh no, not again.

George Lucas, Steven Spielberg, and Harrison Ford are now, officially, ALL ON RECORD as wanting a fifth Indiana Jones.

Here’s the word straight out of Harrison Ford’s mouth:

“I think it would be interesting to deepen the relationship between he and his son [Mutt, played by Shia LaBeouf] and play on that relationship. … It’s full of opportunity. The series is full of opportunity.”

No, the series WAS full of opportunity before you all decided to go and screw it up with implausible aliens and refrigerators capable of surviving an atomic bomb blast.  Haven’t we all had enough of this by now?  Haven’t we had enough of Ford geezering his way through yet ANOTHER installment of Indiana Jones?  The first three, fantastic stuff.  But for crying out loud, leave well enough alone!

What makes this doubly worse is that, apparently, Lucas has “outrageous” ideas for the fourth sequel, and that’s again from Ford.

I don’t know about you but I’m horrified.  If four wasn’t “outrageous” enough, I look for them to actually recreate the scene from South Park.

And by way of expressing my opinion on this little disaster in the making and to serve as cover art, I leave you with this.