If you like posters that look awesome but you can’t read them unless you can read a mostly pictographic language that depends on thousand of characters, then man, do I have a winner for you! That’s right, folks, the new Resident Evil: Afterlife poster has emerged, it’s in Japanese, and it’s AWESOME. I have specifically compressed it so the awesome will fit on one page.

I can’t understand a word of it but that doesn’t change the sheer lump of flat-pressed awesome that this poster represents. I mean, come on!  Hot chick? Gun? Stylized airbrushed graphics? The only way this could be better is to add another hot chick with a gun.

Or maybe a couple more….

Well, at any rate, you can check out the new poster below, and the movie itself hits this Friday.  And barring calamity, I’m gonna be there in the thick of it getting you a hot and fresh review.