The folks out at Anchor Bay have sent us a little something unusual for review today, a copy of Tanner Hall. And this one is so new it’s not going to hit stores until this Tuesday, but will you want to be ready? Or can you safely ignore this one?
Tanner Hall follows Fernanda, a young lady who attends school–and lives–at the New England boarding school known as Tanner Hall. And Fernanda’s stay at Tanner Hall is about to be marked by a whole lot of drama when a girl from Fernanda’s past arrives. But when Victoria arrives and starts winning over all Fernanda’s friends, it has a decidedly unpleasant effect on Fernanda’s life. And that’s going to kick off a whole lot of woefully unpleasant drama branching out into their lives. But the end results of all this drama may well make all of them better for the experience.
At least, I hope it does, because this thing does not have merely a drama llama running through it, but rather an entire llama school. Interestingly, I spent absolutely no time as a teenage girl. I also spent a lot of time around them. Thus I’m reasonably assured that this kind of thing actually does go on in the circles of teenage girls, and it’s actually pretty disturbing. See, drama is par for the course, at least in what I was exposed to, and so Tanner Hall has a note–at least a note–of realism going into it. Naturally, your mileage may vary, but I think this at least has some note of realism involved.
Oh, and on the off chance that extreme amounts of sexual tension among possibly underaged girls makes you uncomfortable, then you’re definitely going to want to stay away from this one. Tanner Hall is quite literally jammed full of the stuff. Drama, sexual tension like no tomorrow, and teenaged girls. For some this will be heaven, and for the rest this will be massively cringeworthy. Thankfully, the one thing it will not be is boring.
Still though, for the most part, this is a good one to stay away from unless you’re really into either drama or teenage girls. Those enjoying both, meanwhile, will be in hog heaven, nothing but, and those wanting perspective into the lives of same should find themselves very much illuminated by the proceedings here. And those without interest in the subject matter, meanwhile, will find themselves quite nonplussed.
A brief word, though, about the involvement of Chris Kattan in this one–wow. That’s really all the word I need on this one, but man, if you ever thought someone could play a schoolteacher with an unnatural fascination for his students, then you’ve got every bit of proof of that you ever needed right here. Nicely done.
The Screenhead Ten Scale, meanwhile, gives Tanner Hall a six out of ten. It’s a little too narrow to be much of appeal outside of those deliberately interested in the subject matter, but will still put up a reasonably entertaining viewing.