So far, I’ve been loving the lineup from the Bloody Disgusting Selects line of movies. They’ve put out some good stuff, as you’ll remember from our reviews of Rammbock: Berlin Undead and Yellowbrickroad. So I was definitely excited to see a copy of Phase 7 hit my mailbox, as they sent one out.And Phase 7 will not disappoint.
Phase 7 follows Coco and Pipi, a couple with a new baby on the way who just moved into a new apartment building, when something bizarre and horrible happens. A virus begins sweeping through North and South America, as well as parts of Europe. And the apartment building finds itself placed under a quarantine. But as the quarantine drags on, and supplies begin to dwindle, not only does the outside world start looking steadily worse, but the inside world doesn’t look much better. Conflicts within and without threaten the lives of everybody in the building. Who will survive the horror?
The really interesting thing about Phase 7 is that it’s an Argentinian horror film. If you can look at your own movie watching career and honestly answer that you’ve seen an Argentinian movie in the last six months–let alone an Argentinian horror movie–and you’re not actually in Argentina, then you get out more than I do.
First off, I want to lodge a complaint against whatever chimp put the subtitles in place. They used white lettering, and in the frame itself. That means that more than once, you won’t be able to actually see the subtitles. And unless you speak Spanish (or possibly Portuguese or the like, I don’t speak either), you’re going to be lost.
But that issue of engineering aside, the resulting movie itself is actually quite good. You remember those opening minutes of Shaun of the Dead, where Shaun’s going round to the shops for a Coke and a Cornetto, and he walks by zombie devastation and doesn’t even notice? That’s a lot like how Phase 7 kicks off, except this time it’s not edged with humor (at least, not so much as Shaun of the Dead was), and that actually makes it a lot creepier. It’ll then seque into something like Quarantine, which was scary enough in its own right, before turning into something much, much different.
And really, much, much scarier to boot. All this is going to take place inside the apartment complex, so it’s going to be both claustrophobic and intensely scary all at the same time, because there are precious few places to hide in a building like this, and putting all those people together in the face of disaster is going to make a whole lot of people turn against each other in rapid fashion.
The end result is spectacularly creepy, with plenty of action and a few good laughs besides, making it actually the best addition yet to the Bloody Disgusting Selects lineup. And the Screenhead Ten Scale responds accordingly by forking over a ten out of ten for this fantastic little import. It’s no Shaun of the Dead, but it’s still a terrific piece. Argentinians, you’ve got reason to be happy about this. And so do the rest of us.